My friend, Kelly shared some hilarious antics that her furry pal Ziggy has gotten into over the years.
Every year around this time there’s a family down the street that likes to go all out for Halloween. Including having those mechanical motion sensor machines that jump up right by the road. Every year the dog wants to go by the house (god knows why) and every year this silly zombie pops out and scares the bejesus out of him. And much to my embarrassment, every year he pees on it, it smells so bad!
Oh and not quite on Halloween but in October I was out with the dog for his final pee when we hear this groaning and shuffling down the street. Right smack in the middle of all the zombie hype. Out of the shadows comes a guy with blood on his hands, knees and forehead, dragging a foot and making utterly inhuman noises. The hair on the back of my neck went up, all of Ziggy’s hair puffed up like a marshmallow and we were ready to fight or flee (we were totally gonna run lol). Turns out the guy fell into a sidewalk construction hole a couple of blocks back and was dragging himself home in full man baby style lol. Gave us the fright of our lives!